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Jacqueline Vondrack (vampire)
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my last journal people

Wed Jun 11, 2008, 1:47 PM
  • Mood: Love
  • Reading: my journal
  • Watching: my emoticon
I am leaving DA, and this time i mean it. I will be back one more time, and answering last messages that get sent to me ti check this out. if you wanna contact me then go to jacquelinevondrack@yahoo.com mmkay.
well thats it i suppose...love ya'll
and byes now
:hug:

stressed

Wed Jun 4, 2008, 3:38 AM
  • Mood: Anxious
  • Listening to: linkin park
  • Reading: my journal
  • Watching: my emoticon
FINALS ARE COMING UP!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so extremly stressed out now......two projects and like 5 tests ack....
and yeah.....i wont be on for quite awhile now.....it may take me up to a week or two to answer messages, so yeah....

Not again!!

Fri May 23, 2008, 1:34 PM
  • Mood: Hopeless
  • Listening to: ppl at the library talking
  • Reading: my journal
  • Watching: my emoticon
okay..i have some good things and i have some bad things..
Bad things..
1.) my uncle is an ass...
2.) i cant talk to meh second bff from school
3.) my grandpa had been kicked outta my house
4.) I am moving to..........non other....then....Alabama.....
5.) i wont be ono here much anymore come october...it'll take me even longer to answer messages then it is now...
6.) i havent heard from my bf for awhile now..
7.) finals are coming up D:
Good things!!
1.) meh bff from school (:iconirangurl15:) and i are officially talking again ^.^ :hug: to meh sis iran :D
2.) I have a bf
3.) school is almost over
4.) well atm..i have no # 4.....
Well i guess thats it for now...
~jaz

My new name is in the subject

Fri May 9, 2008, 3:08 AM
  • Mood: Caring
  • Listening to: my grandpa wrinkle the newspaper
  • Reading: my journal
  • Watching: my emoticon
  • Playing: ...
  • Eating: Cinnamon Toast Crunch ^.^
  • Drinking: milk
DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever.
This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor....

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the
subject box and forward it to friends and
family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdl e

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day.
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Thanks to :iconspiritimmortal: this is my new name
Snooty Dippindoodle :lmao: :rofl: xD

Devious Journal Entry

Mon May 5, 2008, 3:17 AM
  • Mood: Uneasy
  • Listening to: Linkin Park
  • Reading: my journal
  • Watching: my emoticon
  • Playing: ...
  • Eating: ...
  • Drinking: monster
yeah, im trying to update journal as often as i can
going through ven more crap lately
this time is cuz of a stalker >.<
im kiinda freaked so yeah....
trying to get me to send him a pic through mail
not going to happen
grrr...

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